When I was growing up, the larder was usually pretty bare
by the time my mother made her grocery list. Of course we still had the essentials, like bread, milk, flour and Quaker Oats
but when we saw her scribbling on the back of an envelope or scrap piece of paper, we knew the good stuff was coming.
Back in those days, the good stuff was cookies, cereal, Kool
Aid, Jello and junket (a package mix for homemade ice cream). Once a month, when Dad got paid, we could expect a six-pack
of mixed soft drinks—one for each of us and one for Dad—and if we were lucky, there was a chocolate bar we could
slice into five equal pieces.
Like many families in rural Quebec,
we only had one car and even if Dad had driven Mum to the grocery store, shopping would have been impossible with the five
of us in tow. For that reason, it was quite normal for Mum to order her groceries over the phone. However, I have a feeling
she was not the typical caller.
“Do you still have those cans of small peas for 23 cents
each?” she would ask. “I’ll take three.”
She studied the flyers so she knew all the prices and could
have worked behind the counter without a scan machine, quite proficiently. The prices were noted beside each item on her list.
“If you don’t have cream corn I’ll take
the niblets instead. How much are they?” Then she would adjust the price on her list.
To complicate matters, Mum didn’t speak French and the
clerk spoke limited English so it was always interesting to listen to the call.
“Corn starch," she would say, stirring into the air
with her hands. “You know, to make gravy thick?”
Before she hung up, she verified the total with the clerk
and prepared the cheque for the delivery boy’s arrival.